Quotes about Corn

Someone said something about corn earlier, and I was flooded by quotes involving corn.

1. "The purple is coming out of the corn." -Davey Havok. Watch this video, and you'll understand it as much as humanly possible: The Chart.

2. "Do we have any stopcorn? I mean, popcorn?" -My cousin Ansley. Obviously, she was craving popcorn (as usual), but she was looking at a stop sign while talking. She can't multi-task.

3. "What do they use around here, corn cobs?" -My cousin Tracey. We were at a funeral in the middle of nowhere when she realized that she had no tampons. We went to six different stores, and no one had any tampons. Apparently, they do use corn cobs in the middle of nowhere.